Keith's 50 - broady

MADRID - Plaza Mayor - I noticed this guy quietly walking behind various pedestrians imitating their walk. His subjects were completely unaware of him. I started taking some shots of his antics, when he suddenly noticed me. He quickly fell to the ground to give me his best centrefold pose. What do you think? Would he make the women's magazines? Despite my efforts to photograph his best features, I'm not so sure he will make it.